My children have make me smile daily with the things that they say!
Here are only the ones that I've written down . . . I know that I've missed SO many more.
"Grandpa told me bees poop honey." Emmitt 3 yrs
"The grandpa with the mustache and glasses or no mustache and glasses?" Castiel 3yrs
"Why do you do everything Pinterest tells you?" Cam 5 yrs
"Mom, can I have a hopscotch Dum-Dum?" Castiel 3 yrs
"Mom, do you believe in ghosts? I don't, I believe in vampires." Cam 5yrs
"Does Mike and Tracy speak French?" Cam 5yrs
Me: "Aud you are driving me nuts!" Aud: "I'm a kid, that's my job." Audrey 8yrs
"My pen is almost out of yolk." Cam 5yrs
"I don't care if my wish doesn't comes pure, I wished I caught the biggest bass in the world!" Cam 5yrs (he threw a penny in a wishing well tonight : )
"I'm going to dress up like daddy tommorow and be a real man" Cam 5yrs
"Don't bite Castiel's finger?" Emmitt 2yrs (I asked him to wake his brother up nicely)
"FINE! mommy" Castiel 2yrs
"I know what's under girl's shirts . . . BRAS!" Cam 4yrs
"Castiel's so cute. I wish I could see him as a 12 year old to see if he was dateable." Zoe 11yrs
Cam & I watching Space Jam and I decided to tell him a little about Michael Jordan "So Michael Jordan played for someone else, not just the Looney Tunes?" Cam 4yrs
"There are so many flipping kinds of yogurt!" KC in the dairy dept
"I'm sexy and I know it" . . . what does sexy mean? Does it mean I'm six, because I'm not six" Cam 4yrs
"I'm going to ask Santa for one of those shaky things to get rid of the hair on my chiny chin chin." Cam 4 yrs
"I don't want any of the spica" Cam 4yrs (aka: salsa)
"Ma Ma . . . daddy juice" Emmitt 2 yrs referring to the cases of Miller Lite at the grocery store
"For crying out loud, why hasn't a girl been President?" Audrey 8 yrs
"I wish I could get into the tv and help them" Cam 4 yrs, watching 2nd Star Wars
"I'll have that some day, right dad?" Cam 4yrs, referring to daddy's whiskers
"I think Santa has a car too, he has to go to the mall and get all the toys" Cam 4yrs
"I felt like getting fancy . . . I put ice cubes in the Kool-Aid" Zoe 10yrs
"He said STUPID, STUPID is a bad word, right? I'm not supposed to say STUPID and he said, STUPID STUPID STUPID!" Cam 4 yrs
"This is heaven is a cup!" Zoe 10yrs talking about a Peppermint Mocha from Starbucks :)
"Deer should glow in the dark." Zoe 10yrs
"Ghosts are lucky, they get to walk through walls" Audrey 8yrs
"If your butt was made of marshmallow, it would be really squishy when you sat down" Audrey 7yrs
"The whole world is against me" Audrey 7yrs
"Why is the sky following us all the time" Cam 3yrs
"I'm glad to have a Sudoku genius in the house" Zoe 10yrs ... yeah, she's talking about me :)
"Losers Keepers" Cam 3yrs
"I love corn on sticks" Cam 3yrs
"I want to see heaven without dying" Zoe 10yrs
"I'm gonna play with Emmitt, not Castiel, he drools on me" Cam 3yrs
"I'm thinking of going to culinary school" Zoe 10yrs
"I'll be a good daddy" Cam 3yrs
"Mom, I wish I had a tail" Cam 3yrs
"MOM! not you mom, Audrey mom" Cam 3yrs
Emmitt blew his 1st (unasked for) kiss to his big brother and sisters as he was going to bed :) 16mths
"I want to be a chocolatier judge" Zoe 10 yrs
"Mom, there's a tiger in the kitchen . . . seriously!" Cam 3 yrs
"Mom, please don't blog about this" Zoe 10 yrs
"You can't see me, I can't hear you" Cam wearing camouflage 3yrs
"I've never seen that before, it must be from the 1990's" Audrey 7yrs
"When I was young . . . " Cameron 3yrs
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